First Day of school... good luck!

Blue sock: name's blue sock, mam...
Teacher: what kind of name is that?!
Blue sock: i know mam, me mar chose it...
Teacher: ah well now that explains it all... mom's always win with name choosing eh?
Blue sock: yeah i guess they do...

Dad walks in... we signed up yet?

Receptionist: oh so your the dad who lost the battle for the name eh?
dad: sadly yes...

he giggled and looked shyly of his shoulder...
The mom walked in proudly.

Mom: ah my son! first day of school... first fish to go to proper school!
Blue sock: mom...

she squeezed he cheeks

Teacher: what do you eat kid?
Blue sock: veg mam...
Teacher: ah well at least you keep big and strong!
Mom: that's my blue sock!
Blue sock: mom...

The Teacher showed Blue sock the classroom which was full of tigers, bears, dogs, cats, foxes, rabbits, turtles and many other different animals but no fish.

Dad:well son, good luck!
Blue sock:thanks dad
Mom:  now son don't let people touch your fins!
Blue sock: why mom?
Mom: they might pull on them too hard...

He giggled and took his seat.

First step... wait what?

Dad: It's out of its bowl again!
Mom: put it back in then...
Dad: It won't let me...
Mom: come here i'll do it...

she grabs the fish gently and places it back in the water...
 it struggles and jumps out again...

Dad: It's a fish that doesn't like water!
Mom: well it seems to be breathing okay, out of water....
Dad: so you're saying it can breathe out water!
Mom: well I don't know... it seems to be, you have a look!

he peers over shoulder...

Dad: wonderful... i pay loads of money for a fish tank and it's a fish that doesn't breathe in water!
Mom: we have to tell someone, it can live a normal life... out in the real world!
Dad: next your be saying it can get job!
Mom: why not...

It flops around and manages to stand it's tail...

Dad: wait is it standing up?
Mom: yeah ... oh my god, we have fish that can stand!
Dad: now it can definitely get a job!
Mom: school first honey...
Dad: oh yeah of course...

Blue sock's intro

A blue fish, with the longest tail, the smallest fins and big blue eyes; swam around the water bowl as it's Mom and Dad watched over.

Dad: what we naming it?
Mom: ummm ... ummm... blue... blue... blue sock!
Dad: I'm sorry what? blue sock?
Mom: yeah blue sock!
Dad: you can't call a fish blue sock...
Mom:why not? ... I think it's a great name!
Dad: it's a fish!... who in the right mind calls a fish blue sock?
Mom:oh so... so you're saying I'm not smart now ... is that it?
Dad: no... of course not... but really darling... blue sock... I mean...
Mom: but I wanna call him blue sock because... his got blue eyes... blue scales... blue fins... so blue sock just seems right!
Dad: but it's not really a fish name ... darling...
Mom: it's blue sock and that's final

The fish in the bowl looked at his dad in a worried way

Dad: I know son... I know...