First Day of school... good luck!

Blue sock: name's blue sock, mam...
Teacher: what kind of name is that?!
Blue sock: i know mam, me mar chose it...
Teacher: ah well now that explains it all... mom's always win with name choosing eh?
Blue sock: yeah i guess they do...

Dad walks in... we signed up yet?

Receptionist: oh so your the dad who lost the battle for the name eh?
dad: sadly yes...

he giggled and looked shyly of his shoulder...
The mom walked in proudly.

Mom: ah my son! first day of school... first fish to go to proper school!
Blue sock: mom...

she squeezed he cheeks

Teacher: what do you eat kid?
Blue sock: veg mam...
Teacher: ah well at least you keep big and strong!
Mom: that's my blue sock!
Blue sock: mom...

The Teacher showed Blue sock the classroom which was full of tigers, bears, dogs, cats, foxes, rabbits, turtles and many other different animals but no fish.

Dad:well son, good luck!
Blue sock:thanks dad
Mom:  now son don't let people touch your fins!
Blue sock: why mom?
Mom: they might pull on them too hard...

He giggled and took his seat.