Dad: It's out of its bowl again!
Mom: put it back in then...
Dad: It won't let me...
Mom: come here i'll do it...
she grabs the fish gently and places it back in the water...
it struggles and jumps out again...
Dad: It's a fish that doesn't like water!
Mom: well it seems to be breathing okay, out of water....
Dad: so you're saying it can breathe out water!
Mom: well I don't know... it seems to be, you have a look!
he peers over shoulder...
Dad: wonderful... i pay loads of money for a fish tank and it's a fish that doesn't breathe in water!
Mom: we have to tell someone, it can live a normal life... out in the real world!
Dad: next your be saying it can get job!
Mom: why not...
It flops around and manages to stand it's tail...
Dad: wait is it standing up?
Mom: yeah ... oh my god, we have fish that can stand!
Dad: now it can definitely get a job!
Mom: school first honey...
Dad: oh yeah of course...
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